Ugliest Cars Ever Made

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03/27/2020 at 15:00 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:07

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1965 Marlin. WAT


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:12

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You missed one too:

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 15:13

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A Series I is beautiful, post a pic of a later ugly one. 


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
03/27/2020 at 15:18

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But they’re all so awkwardly proportioned.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:19

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We're gonna have to revoke their jalop card over the inclusion of the Allard


Kinja'd!!! facw > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 15:19

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I love the convertible, but the coupe is a little weird.


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:19

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Oh, I don’t think the Alfa deserved to be on the list...


Kinja'd!!! facw > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:20

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Wow there are a lot of bad opinions on that list.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > Goggles Pizzano
03/27/2020 at 15:21

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I think the Marlin sort of looks like a bad photo shop , but I wouldn’t call it ugly


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Discerning
03/27/2020 at 15:23

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A little awkward.  


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 15:37

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I agree on the coupe, the windshield is way too tall and vertical.

The convertible is gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise hasn’t been blessed with the gift of sight.


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > facw
03/27/2020 at 15:47

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There are a lot of bad opinions on every list of that sort. That’s why I don’t read them anymore.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:48

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No “ugly cars” list would be complete without the LTD II:

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I can’t believe that anyone walked into the design studio, took one look at that, and said “looks great!” Especially as the re placement for the Gran Torino. stacked rectangular headlamps don’t look good on any car, but this was the worst. 

It’s pretty clear this heap was the inspiration for the Family Truckster:

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Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 15:49

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I have never really liked E-Type coupe version’s side windows. But the “Low Drag” version fixes this. There’s several versions of these too.

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Kinja'd!!! jimz > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 15:54

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Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > kanadanmajava1
03/27/2020 at 15:54

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That is certainly better, but now something needs to be done with the front end, the rear end, and the wheel arches


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > 19JRC99
03/27/2020 at 15:55

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The convertible fixes some of the awkwardness by just chopping it off, but, the front end is still sooooooooo much longer than it needs to be.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 15:56

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I kinda like the YJ Renegade.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Goggles Pizzano
03/27/2020 at 15:58

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Lore has it that AMC’s then-CEO Roy Aberne thy insisted he be able to sit in the back seat with his hat on, and he was rather tall. so the roofline had to be altered to accommodate, throwing the proportions off.

Come to think of it, “Roy Abernethy” sounds exactly like the name of a 1950s-60s businessman. 


Kinja'd!!! jimz > jimz
03/27/2020 at 16:03

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the sad thing is that the Torino it replaced wasn’t a bad looking car for the era, even with the 5 mph front bumpe r.

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Kinja'd!!! jimz > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 16:07

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and while it’s not “ugly” per se, 1977 is also when the Cougar went off the rails. It turned into a rather generic “faux glitzy” car like so many other cars of the era (Chevy, Pontiac, Buick, etc.)

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1976 was the last year it still looked distinctively like a Mercury Cougar.

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‘77 was the beginning of the end for Mercury.  it just took about 30 years for them to realize it. 


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > shop-teacher
03/27/2020 at 16:09

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Yeah, well, there are always weirdos out there.


Kinja'd!!! AlfaCorse > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 16:17

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This will beat most haha


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 16:27

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The Hummer is actually really proportional.

Gaudy? Yes.  

Ugly? No.


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 16:28

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1st Gen Aurora WTF?

Bullshit list is Bullshit.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > AlfaCorse
03/27/2020 at 16:31

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What is that abomination?


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 16:32

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Olds Aurora is ugly? It’s one of the best looking 90's vehicle IMO , still not bad looking 25 years later.


Kinja'd!!! glemon > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 16:41

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M ost beautiful car in the world.  But I wish more people would think like you so I could get one cheap


Kinja'd!!! AlfaCorse > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 16:54

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It’s a Wartburg 1.3, it’s a facelift of a Wartburg 353 which doesn’t seem so bad in comparison


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > jimz
03/27/2020 at 16:56

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Wow that’s pretty in that color 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > UserNotFound
03/27/2020 at 17:41

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Enzo Ferrari said it was beautiful but I do prefer his GTOs to the Jaaaaag. love a D Type though.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > AlfaCorse
03/27/2020 at 18:17

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not the Wartburg!

i like them.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > Just Jeepin'
03/27/2020 at 18:37

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How about the Youabian Puma?


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > SmugAardvark
03/27/2020 at 19:50

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That’s...positively SSRian.


Kinja'd!!! AlfaCorse > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/27/2020 at 20:50

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I like the early 353's enough , but I don’t know what they were thinking with this update haha